Wishful Thinking

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Kynnadi got her shirt wet just as I was making breakfast. We grabbed my shirt out of the dryer and put it on her. She was so excited to be donning a woman’s shirt.
“Now I’m going to have big boobs!” She said.
Um, yeah, sweets, that’s not how it works. Not even for me.

My Mirror;My Child

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Kynnadi grabs her little purse and stuffs it with play money. “When I say ‘Action,'” she says, “you ask me, “Can I have this?’ Okay, action!”
I play along. “Can I have this?”
Her response comes quickly: “No, I don’t have enough money!”
Oh, I guess we’re role-reversing. Hahaha

Mean Mom

 

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“Xavier, take your dishes to the kitchen.”
“Xavier, take your dishes to the kitchen.”
“Xavier, take your dishes to the kitchen.”
“Xavier, take your dishes to the kitchen.”
“Xavier, take your dishes to the kitchen.”
“Xavier, take your dishes to the kitchen.”
“Xavier, take your dishes to the kitchen.”
“XAVIER!!! TAKE YOUR DISHES TO THE KITCHEN!!!”

Xavier: “Why do you always yell at me?!”